We’re not pregnant. (That I know of)
Furthermore, you should never, under any circumstances, ask a woman if she is pregnant. I though this was a no-brainer common courtesy issue but it seems somewhere along the line many people have forgotten plain common sense. Absolutely no good will come from you asking a woman if she is pregnant. Allow me to break down the different scenarios that could play out.
Scenario #1: Woman is pregnant. Woman doesn’t want to tell people yet.
Now you have put this person in the undesirable situation of either having to lie straight to your face or tell you she is pregnant before she actually wanted to let this information out. This makes you a bad friend for putting her in lose-lose situation.
Scenario #2: Woman isn’t pregnant. Woman wishes she was.
Way to rub it in her face that she can’t get pregnant when she wants to. Go ahead and make jokes about her womb being dried up while you’re at it.
Scenario #3: Woman isn’t pregnant. Woman doesn’t want to be pregnant.
You might as well have just walked up to her and said “You are fat,” because that’s all she heard. You are a terrible human being.
Scenario #4: Woman is pregnant. Woman wants you to know but she forgot to tell you.
She responds to your question with “Oh yes, I am pregnant, thank you so much for reminding me, I’ve been meaning to tell you but I forgot” -Said no woman ever. This is actually the only positive outcome that could happen but understand this is not realistic. Woman don’t forget when they are pregnant and they will tell you when they want you to know.
I’m not sure why this is such a difficult concept to grasp but next time you think about asking someone if they are pregnant I hope you can remember my words and KEEP YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT.
This has been your Common Sense Public Service Announcement for the day. Have a great week not asking ladies if they are pregnant.