Like most people who have little kids will tell you, they can say the craziest things sometimes. My kids are no different. They are always making some off the wall and usually funny comment. It also seem that the crazy second child, Greyson, is the biggest culprit. I decided this past week I was going to immediately jot down in my phone anything good that they said so I wouldn’t forget it. I’m notoriously bad about thinking I will remember later what they said and then forgetting. But this week I was good and wrote them down in my phone right away. Here are the best quotes from the Smith household from last week.
After 10 minutes of a silent car ride:
Greyson: “Hey, Dad.”
G: “I wish I was riding on a dinosaur that doesn’t bite.”
Not another word was spoken for another 10 minutes.
After picking him up from the bus stop and walking home:
Cooper: “Dad, can I go to the same school again next year.”
Me: “Probably. What if you didn’t go to school at all and stayed home and I taught you?”
Coop: ” No, I don’t want that. You’re not even a teacher, you’re just a daddy.”
While at Lowe’s picking out some herbs and vegetables for our garden:
Caroline: “What plant do you think you want?”
Greyson: “I want a pizza plant”
After we got home and were planting the herbs into the garden, my wife told Greyson he could eat a mint leaf if he wanted:
Greyson: “Will I die?”
G: (After eating it) “Hey, you’re right, I didn’t die!”
When he was supposed to be in bed, we could hear footsteps from downstairs:
Caroline: “Why are you up?”
Greyson: “Mommy, I need to tell you something”
G: “Ummmm….ugh….I guess I don’t have anything to tell you.”
Our boys caught a toad a while back and had been feeding it grasshoppers but hadn’t been able to find any recently:
Me: “You need to go catch some more grasshoppers for this toad you caught or I’m going to let him go.”
Greyson: “It’s fine, I’ll get him some more for Christmas.”
That’s all we had for this week and I feel like it was a slow week. What funny things have your kids said recently?
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