There comes a moment in every child’s life when they finally figure out how to move around. Gone are the days when you could place your child in the middle of the living room with a few toys and go to the bathroom knowing that when you returned they would still be right in the middle of the room. Now if you turn your head for a second they are army crawling toward the exits. It is at this moment a decision must be made.
Are you going to baby-proof your house or are you going to house-train your baby?
Continue reading Child-proof or House-train?
When did birthing a child make you an expert on all things? We used to have the notion that father knows best but the media and women’s liberation groups have seen to it that we no longer go around saying that. Now the catchy phrase is “mom always knows best.” Continue reading Mom doesn’t know best
Glass stove tops can be nightmares to clean. I don’t know what makes those burned on stains so impossible to get off. Over the years I have tried a handful of glass cook top cleaners as well as various home remedies involving vinegar, baking soda or lemon juice. Nothing really seemed to work much better than water. Continue reading Product Review: Stove Top Cleaner
Today I was letting my 3 year old watch some TV so I could pick up around the house a little without him getting in the way. I was suddenly overcome with the urge to let him know I loved him. So I walked over to where he was on the couch and said:
“Greyson, I love you.”
Continue reading Kid Speak: I love you
I want my family to be able to go on a wonderful vacation. A long trip to Disney or maybe even a Disney Cruise would be a great option. A strategic road trip visiting zoos, aquariums and museums would also be lovely. Ten days is how long I would like this vacation to be, ten days seems like just the right amount of time. The perfect amount of time for my family to have a terrific vacation….without me. Continue reading Family Vacation
Heading home the other night we stopped at a red light and our 3 year old pipes up from the back seat:
“Is that our lollipop getting place?”
My wife and I looked over to see a bank drive though lit up and we just started laughing.
As far as he is concerned, a bank is nothing more than a place where a tube sends you free lollipops. 🙂